fuck the drinkers. you're not cool. you're not rebellious. you're stupid. and you're assholes, all of you. the only reason people tolerate you is to feel like maybe they're not as huge a loser as they are. YOU SUCK. being loud and stupid isn't funny, it's pathetic. wow, you must be a stud, you went to a party and got laid. oh wait, you're a whore and a rapist cuz you stuck your woefully inadequate dick into someone's daughter whose brain was way too drugged to know what was going on, i hope you get every STD in the book. asswipes. think the guys like you for your personalities, ladies? think they think you're cute? sorry, when they're wasted thats not what they're thinking about. the only thing awesome about drinking is that it kills the drinkers a little bit more every time they take a sip. die slowly, assface, die bit by bit. but that's never the way, is it? not long ago a fifteen year old girl scout was killed by one of you awesome partiers as she was out selling cookies. i know it doesn't sound all that bad to you moral-lacking fuckheads, but that is absolutely repulsive. there is nothing worse than that. it sickens me. it should sicken you, but no you're too cool for that. hey, whatever man, it's college right? best years of your life, dude! congratulations, you fucking statistic. well done, you managed to dodge all of that potential and settle down into the stereotype drunk college idiot. you gave in. you're not special. you're not special. you're just another helping of the same old tired formula. you want to stand out? quit drinking. quit drinking and see if anybody around still thinks you're a fun guy, i dare you. you can't do it. you have nothing to offer unless you're getting blasted. people will only be fooled into enjoying your company when their brains are forcibly deprived of oxygen, when they intentionally limit their capacity to think, that's the only time you're of vague interest. think i'm wrong? think i'm just missing out? prove me wrong, be a man, grow some balls, put down the bottle.



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