Tuesday, September 25, 2007

That paper sucked. It was poorly worded, overly dramatic, heterogenous, and the "item of pop culture" could have been more seamlessly tacked on if i had used a staplegun. I got credit for having an original point of view, but is that really worth any extra points? It isn't wisdom or intelligence that earns points, it's the arrangement of ideas on paper. People don't have any control over what pops into their heads. Shit i don't even know what i'm talking about. See what i mean? i had a decent point, but i can't write it so no one's going to think i'm smart for having it. People who have very little creative thought can still be successful scholars if their works are smart and well laid out. i would very much settle for never having a thought of my own if i could just produce every now and then. That's probably a horrible thing to wish and i should instead focus on channeling my ideas better. No, too much work. I want to trade.

I'm beginning to realize a benefit of this hurr blog thing. I can type random unfinished bits of Things and not worry about coherence or proper assembly or anything. Thank goodness. As an added bonus, no one ever sees this anymore. And maybe, after a few entries on a certain topic, i'll be able to write a paper! Huzzah! and in any case, this ought to hone my ability to transfer thought into letters, and letters into someone else's thought.

Monday, August 29, 2005

I is home to dingoes.

I was thinking about the word "uniformed" the other day, and wow does it make a lot of sense. It means, of course, that an individual is wearing clothing colored and styled in such a way as to denote a rank or occupation, but it's so much more clever than that! Let's seperate it up into the three major componenets; 'un' 'i' and 'formed'. 'Un' is clearly just used as an inverting prefix, super. The interest lies in the other 66%, or 77% if you go by letter count barring misspellings. That part incoporates the ideas of creation and the individual, and if you can't see where i'm not going to bother telling you. Come to think of it, if you can see where i probably won't bother telling you either.
When a normal not-going-to-work, not-in-jail, or not-in-Catholic-school citizen gets dressed, he wears what he likes, and he likes what reflects his personality. The word you use to signify yourself is I, and our friend the citizen is creating or 'forming' his own outfit. Brilliant! So when you're wearing what you feel like, you are 'iformed' and it's delightful. When you're wearing something with the purpose of reflecting a job or station, it is not you, or, from the first person POV, "un-i". Un-I-formed! Uniformed! Amazing!
Sometimes this language just gets it right.







I is like Australia. Both have two different size-classifications without changing at all. You've got i the letter, and I the word (shut up!). You've got Australia the country, and Australia the continent.




If England begins using the Euro, there will be many countries with British queens on the coins and Britain won't be one of them.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Thursday, April 28, 2005

i'm only typing it here cuz teh shit library computers don't have Word

nevermind.. i'm too drugged and tired













worthless

i want my Haven

It'd be so nice if there was a place we disgruntled timegoers could reside in, to just chill in unchangingness for a while. I'm not talkin cryogenics, i don't want to be utterly still while the world passes by, i want exactly the opposite. I want the world to stand still so i can hang out and not get any older and be happy. oh fuck this i say it all the time no one needs to hear this nobody is benefiting, least of all me cuz i pretend something good might come out of sharing. So you guys aren't affected cuz you'll just never see it, but i get to sigh again as another post joins the list and still i'm nowhere but behind. Yes i'm sick as fuck physically, yes i'm sick of the world morally, yes i'm sick of trying anything emotional, and having said that, nothing is better. Why am i still typing?I got nothing. I'm falling behind, i'm nowhere close the the person i want to be and i don't have the motivation to get there. I'm not going to matter when i grow up, i'm depressed by the world and i'm not even in it yet. i want to be happy again, it's been soooo long

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Back off, idjit

I was reading my Cultural Ecology book today and Mr.s Sutton and Anderson were going on and on about how destructive Western farming techniques are both to the environment and underdeveloped countries, and the further i read the more disgruntled i became. I can't stand it when i read things that directly attack a certain style of, well anything. Obviously i strongly disagree with how rampantly free industries are to pollute and think it's an absolute crime that they don't change their ways to save our world, but still it makes me angry to hear people rant about how "evil" big corporations are and how anything that generates money is something diabolical that must be fought against.

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I would find it much more preferable to develop a new way of doing things, show the industries, and then only financially support the ones who use the newer more eco-friendly techniques. Let's face it, the only thing capitalism garuntees is that companies will do their level best to generate as much money as possible, and we need to work to ensure that money gets distributed as evenly as possible. We can't just sit back and expect them to take factors like the environment into account, because right now it isn't a problem that's stopping them from getting money. It doesn't matter, they can ignore it. So they will. Is this surprising to you? Do you expect them to drop out of competition and spend millions of their dollars on conservation instead of, say, marketing and expansion? Guess what peoples, that's not how they play. They can't, they'll get out-progressed and fold and it's senseless to want that.

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Companies are very easy things to play with, actually. You know how you can tie a feather to the end of a string and a kitten will do anything in its power to catch it? You can lead the dumb little mofo in any direction cuz it wants that feather. Companies are no different at all, they follow money around even more blindly than the kitty. Who has all the money? Les consumers. We do. We're holding the string. You want companies to go in an environmentally safe direction? Lead 'em that way! Okay now that all the dumb hippies left to weave the world's largest hemp rope with hopes of attracting ExxonMobil's attention, i'll say that it's obviously not a strictly physical string. But if a company sees that all the 90% recycled polystyrene items are being bought, you can bet your farm that they'll build themselves a recycling plant and get busy. If we stop buying wood made from tropical trees and stick to temperate hardwoods and plastic planks, bang we just saved a zillion acres of rainforest without a single protest. And more importantly, no bad blood. No one being angry at each other, no contempt by the beaurocratic for the environuts and hatred vice versa. Just Americans being awesome and using our massive money might to protect that awesome planet thing we live on. Awesome.

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Stop the hating and back off my country, Sutton. When i'm President i'm gonna whip the populace into shape and tell them to start controlling the country for themselves instead of whining and wanting the government to somehow do it all. What lazy inconsiderate ungrateful fools. "Waahhh the government isn't spending a billion dollars on this problem! or that one! or this vague one over here! The government spends too much money aaaa i'm so sad i'm moving to Canada". Well dammit folks you have most of the money. Band together, whiners, control your urges and stop demanding that the government fix problems you've created and aren't doing a thing to fix. Let Washington establish trade and fight bad guys, you take care of the rest and quit your whining.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

ha ha ha

A big royal beer: LARGE REGAL LAGER

Hi-larious!!


A member of the butchering crew: MEAT-TEAM MATE

Oh goodness. Brilliant.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Automatically Inhibiting Mentality

I just realized today that i've stopped thinking. I worry about grades, my schedule for next semester, and getting a house for next year, and my creative thought has shriveled up and died. Apparently my brain is content to soak up TV, and the only interaction i need is AIM. Cable and AIM. The Two Horsemen of the Collapse. I gotta start pondering and wondering again.. i shudder to think how many paper-worthy ideas have failed to come into being because i stopped allowing my mind to produce them. To be fair, i'm hideously sick right now and ahve been for a while, no doubt that has impeded the mental processes at least a little. Oh i liked that, just freewriting gets me back in the zone a little bit. I'd like to thank zac for waking me up, his blog updates are what drew my inaction to my attention. I'll try to get going again, i promise.